Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

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Lissa didn’t know when she fell asleep or how she could’ve with the plug in her ass. Never the less, she woke up in the arms of her Christmas fantasy.

The way he commanded her body was amazing. He took complete control and made her feel like a precious gem. He was polishing her up to shine and no man after this, she feared would ever measure up. Somehow he knew everything she’d ever fantasized about. Almost like he was reading her mind. Although, she couldn’t help the eye thing, she was happy with the punishment.

“You’re awake.” He rubbed her arm, then snaked his under hers and cupped her breast in his hand bent his head down and kissed her shoulder.

“Mmm. Yes. I’m awake.” She rolled into him giving him better access.

He took her nipple into his mouth, rolling his tongue around it. Then he released it, rolling it between his fingers. Damn, the man was good. Unlike her previous lover, who treated her body like a remote control pushing random buttons trying to get it right. She often sang the children’s song in her head. The nipple bone is connected to the clit bone. The clit bone is connected to the orgasm. The man had serious problems with patience. Whereas she knew Derek would take all the time in the world with her.

 She wanted him to hold her and make love to her every night. She pulled away from him. She didn’t want him to see it in her eyes. She knew he would too. The man didn’t miss a thing.

She felt him stiffen behind her. “Why did you pull away?” His voice was filled with power.

Yep, the man didn’t miss a thing. She didn’t have an answer for him. What would she say? I don’t want to be your Christmas fantasy. I want to be your world.

She felt a lump forming in her throat and hot tears in her eyes. She refused to let them fall, but she couldn’t bear to look at him or they would. She had to remain detached.

“I asked you a question, kitten.” He pulled on her shoulder to get her to face him.

“Please fuck me, Sir.” It was the only thing she could think of. She couldn’t answer his question. She had a feeling if she lied he would know instantly. At least if he fucked her it would be from behind.

He huffed out a breath, but reached down and pulled the plug out and added more lube. That sensation felt so good. She imagined him filling her ass over and over again was going to rock her world.

“Are you ready?” He lifted her leg over his and waited for her to answer.

“Yes Sir.” She felt the blunt head of his cock at her puckered entrance. She blew out a nervous breath and relaxed her muscles.

“Dammit, you’re tight, babe.” He grunted as he pushed in one excruciating inch at a time.

“Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Please?” she screeched. It felt so good and bad at the same time. He was much larger than the plug. It was so much pressure she didn’t know what she wanted. Did she want him to move or be still? She didn’t know. She needed his help.

“Let yourself adjust and I’ll move.” He gritted out through clenched teeth.

“Yes Sir. Yes Sir. Ohmigod.” She swallowed hard and blew out a ragged breath. Okay she needed him to move now. She knew this for certain. He must have known too, because he did.

“Mmm. Yes. This feels so good.” She finally felt the pleasure of this act. It was unlike anything she’d ever felt before. Like her insides might melt from the heat of it. She felt like she might explode from the pleasure. She would have an orgasm of epic proportions. She found her new favorite sexual act.

“Harder please, Sir.” She arched her back giving him better access, making him go in deeper. She felt a strong arm wrap around her. His hand went straight for her pussy. He filled her with two long fingers. She could feel the pressure between the two holes through the thin wall of tissue. She was going to come, but she didn’t want this to end.  But when he rubbed her clit with his thumb it was all over. Her orgasm sideswiped her, crashing over her violently like a rogue wave. She could swear she left her body for a moment.

“Derek. Derek. Oh God. Derek!”  Her body shook and twitched fiercely.

 “Oh shit, Lissa I’m coming!” He pumped three more times and came spurting his hot seed inside her, claiming her.

Fuck!

He had just marked her as his. He hadn’t used a condom. He wanted to claim her. He wanted to have her in his bed making love for real.

He pulled out slowly missing her heat already. He could live in her heat forever. Get intoxicated from her body. And dare he think it…he could love her.

Joke of the Day

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it." He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"

Joke of the Day

Lettuce and Tomato

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

Lissa’s body was on fire. She felt it from her head to her toes. She was on the verge but needed a little something extra to push her over into abyss.

‘Please Sir, I need more.” She grasped his shoulders, her nails biting into his flesh and held on tight.

“More of what Lissa? Tell me what you need.” His pace was steady and precise. She needed wild and frenzied.

“I need more of you. Fuck me harder.” She dug her heels into his ass bringing him closer and meeting him thrust for thrust. Her breathing was ragged and frantic. Her eyes were closed until she remembered her punishment for not looking at him. She really enjoyed the hell out being fucked in the ass, but she didn’t think she could stand it in again in one night so she opened her eyes and gazed into his.

“Good girl, Lissa. That’s right. Keep your eyes on me at all times.” He picked up the pace, hammering into her.

She moaned, tempted to close her eyes and enjoy the sensation. Damn, the man was talented. He had stamina for days and made love to her like she was a goddess. She loved the way he stretched and filled her, gliding in and out with such glorious friction. Never in all her twenty-eight years, has she had such a skilled lover.

He rolled pulling her along, placing her on top. Oh how she’d waited for this all night.

“Ride me baby.” He gripped her hips, pushing and pulling her up and down on his cock.

“I’ll come like this.” She whimpered, as he filled her to the hilt.

“I want you to come. Look into my eyes and come for me love.” She gazed down and knew at that moment she wanted him forever. She wanted this every night, she wanted him for life.

He cupped her breasts and pushed them together sat up and flicked his tongue over both nipples. Her whimpering moans escaped her lips before they even registered to her scattered brain. He was too intense. She bucked wildly against him. “Ohmigod, I’m gonna come Derek.” The temptation to let her eyes roll back in her head was overwhelming. Her orgasm struck her like a lightning bolt, hard and fast. She felt the tingles from her toes to her nose. She had no idea how, but she gazed in his eyes the entire time.

The spasms in her groin were hitting her like waves lapping along the shore, but he wasn’t done. He flipped them back over, her on the bottom again.

“Derek, I can’t take much more.” He raised both of her legs and draped them over his shoulders. God she was so sensitive. Too sensitive and she couldn’t go much longer she hoped he wasn’t planning a marathon.

“It’s my turn now, love.” With both of her legs on his shoulders he could pound inside her hard, fast and deep.  He could still feel her delicate flesh rippling around him. He knew touching her clit would give her another orgasm. He licked his thumb and rubbed in tight quick circles and loved the answering scream of his name as she came again.

“You’re gripping my cock so hard baby.” His thrusts became frenetic and uncontrolled. The musky scent of sex filled his nostrils. He breathed in taking in their aroma, feeling its effects all the way to his groin. He couldn’t let her go, not now, He was so tempted to pull out strip the condom off and claim her with his seed. He’d already done just that with her ass. She was his now. He wouldn’t let her go. Lissa Monroe was a woman off the market. She just didn’t know it yet.

Her eyes were glazed over and her body loose and relaxed. She had given him everything he could have hoped for and more. He needed her to know how much she meant to him.

“Oh Derek, I need…,” her voice died on a sigh.

“He leaned forward bringing her legs with him, for even better access and was surprised when she snaked a hand between them, fitted her hand to his shaft, stroking him as he entered and exited.

“Oh shit! Lissa, I’m gonna come.” He heard her say ‘about damn time’ and smiled. He’d worn his little kitten out. He pumped a few more times and felt the tell tale tingle. His balls drew up and he came with enough force to blow a hole in a wall. He jerked as his seed spurt inside the condom. He cursed the damn thing under his breath. He wanted her all of her forever. He knew this to his very soul. He just needed Lissa and Jack to be good with it.

“Can you put my legs down now? I’m kind of getting a cramp.” She sighed as he lowered her legs.

“Sorry love, I got caught up.” He pulled out slowly, already missing her heat. He’d have to talk to her about birth control. If she was on it, he wouldn’t put another fucking condom on again. He hopped off the bed to dispose of the rubber and grab a washcloth. He came back and gently cleaned her tender folds slowly, swiping away their passion. He also noticed she didn’t shy away from him using the word love. Maybe she hadn’t noticed.  His emotions were overbearing though. Making him dream of a life that could be. It would be a life with Lissa as his wife, the mother of his son and possibly the mother of another child.  He pictured her heavy and round with his child sending chills over his body. Everything was perfect in his dream, but would it be that way in reality?

Six Sentence Sunday #10

This is a sex scene between Derek and Lissa from my wip Jack's Christmas Wish. Enjoy!

“I need more of you. Fuck me harder.” She dug her heels into his ass bringing him closer and meeting
him thrust for thrust. Her breathing was ragged and frantic. Her eyes were closed until she
remembered her punishment for not looking him in the eyes. She enjoyed the hell out being fucked in
the ass, but she didn’t think she could stand it in again in one night so she opened her eyes and gazed
into his.

Joke of the Day

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Joke of the Day

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except.... and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.
The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yeah, right.. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

Flash Fiction Friday #6

Welcome to yet another Flash Fiction Friday where we take one photo as a group and make a story using 100 words no more no less. Joining me are som very talented writers and you can check out their version of Flash Fiction Friday by clicking this link. Enjoy!

“Take anything you want, just don’t hurt us? What the hell were you thinking?” She squeezes his fingers tight in her hand.

“I was thinking, I wanted to get out of the carjacking alive. I’m sorry if I did something wrong as usual.”

“I’m sorry. I’m just freaked out and pissed off they took my Manolo Blahniks.”

“Yeah, well they took my Ferrari and you have a hundred pairs of shoes at home.”

“Shit! Someone’s coming. Get in that ditch over there and act like you’re making love to me.

“Not a problem. I act like that all the time.”

Joke of the Day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

Joke of the Day

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."