Friday, October 14, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #10


Welcome to another Flash Fiction Friday. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but today it's worth 100, no more, no less. Join me and the other FFF gang by clicking the link below to check out their interpretations of the same photo. Flasher Fiction Friday Now here are my 100.


                     He lightly scored her shoulder with his teeth ecliciting a soft moan from her. They were supposed to be at the party by now, but when he saw her naked flesh in the closet, he couldn’t help himself. Her dress would have to wait. Her creamy skin glowed with a light sheen of water from her shower. Trevor licked the water off her back slowly making his way down to her sweet spot. He could smell her arousal spurring him on. His hand slid around Katherine’s side, down her belly to her slick folds. She was ready for his cock.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Joke of the Day

Dear Doctor,

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are absolutely useless.

After getting married I was told to use the "Rhythm Method." Whilst trying the samba and the tango my wife fell pregnant, and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-cha.

My doctor then suggested we use the safe period. At this time we were living with the in-laws and we had to wait three weeks for a safe period, when the house was empty. Needless to say this didn't work.

A lady of several years experience informed us that if we made love while breast-feeding we would be alright. It's hardly tastes like Coors, but I finished up with clear skin, silky hair and another child on the way.

Another old wives tale was if my wife jumped up and down after sex this would prevent pregnancy. After breast-feeding (from earlier), if my wife jumped up and down she would have ended up with two black eyes, and even knocked herself unconscious.

I asked a chemist about the condom. He demonstrated how easy it was to use so I bought a packet. My wife fell pregnant again, which doesn't surprise me, as I fail to see how a Durex stretched over the thumb can prevent a baby.

My wife was then supplied with the coil and after many unsuccessful attempts to fit it we realized that we had got a left-handed thread and my wife is definitely a right-handed screw.

The Dutch cap came next. We were very hopeful of this as it did not interfere with our sex life at all. But alas...it did give my wife a severe headache. We were given the largest size, but it was still too tight across her forehead.

Finally we tried the pill. At first it kept falling out, then we realised we were doing it wrong. My wife started then to put it between her knees, thus preventing me from getting anywhere near her. This did work for a while until the night she forgot it....another child resulted.

You must appreciate my problem: if this operation is unsuccessful I shall have to revert to oral sex. Although I don't mind just talking about it, it could never be the same as the real thing.

Yours faithfully,

Ray Jackson

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I'm very pleased to announce!




I know some of you have been eagerly awaiting some of my stories so I'm pleased to announce that both Jack's Christmas Wish and Sweet Redemption are under contract! I do not have release dates as of yet, but I will keep you posted. Thank you for loving my characters as much as I do!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

I've been posting SSS snipets from this chapter, so I thought I would let you all read what happens next. Enjoy!


Out of nowhere a silver car cut Derek off and slid in behind her. A silver car she knew. It was Rex. He’d followed her.

Shit!

He was weaving side to side trying to get up alongside her to no avail. She looked at him in the rearview and he had crazy eyes. She had never seen him this livid before and feared for hers and Jack’s safety. The light ahead was turning yellow. She floored it and went under just after it turned red. That’s when she saw the blue sports car on a collision course with Jack’s side of the car. She let go of the steering wheel and dove over Jack’s body hoping to take all the impact for him. She felt the jarring force of impact and held on to Jack for dear life. His door crumpled in and that was the last thing she saw before everything went black.



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Derek watched in horror as Lissa and Jack both careened sideways as the blue car connected with her car. His heart sank as he yelled for them. “Oh god, I can’t lose you too.” Memories of his wife being killed came back with a vengeance. He stopped his truck and jumped out while dialing Nine-one-one. He ran to them to make sure they were okay. Jack seemed fine but he was crying. Lissa on the other hand was lying in Jack’s lap unconscious. Then there was a second man on the scene shouting Lissa’s name. It was the jerk in the silver car that cut him off. But how did he know Lissa? Was he the reason Lissa had run the light?

“Lissa? Lissa? Jack, are you okay?" Derek asked, trying to get to his son. He wasn’t getting a response from Lissa which was scaring the shit out of him.

“Get the fuck away from my woman!” Rex shouted, running up on the car. Other bystanders were now approaching the scene too. Derek just wanted to hear Lissa’s voice. And for the jerk too go away, whoever he was. He touched Lissa’s leg and called her name and she started to move. “Lissa, stay still love.” Jack continued to cry and stare down at Lissa.

She moved around and held her hand to her head. “Jack? Ohmigod, Jack, are you okay?” She sat up and hugged him and he stopped crying almost instantly.

“I said get the fuck away from my woman!” The jerk yelled again. Derek was ready to deck the sonofabitch. The sounds of distant sirens were getting louder by the second, bringing back even more memories. He’d already lost one woman he loved he wasn’t prepared to lose another one. And yes, he realized he did love her in that very moment. He loved her and wouldn’t let her go.

“Maybe you didn’t hear me. I said, get the fuck away from my woman. Lissy, is mine.”

Bullshit.

The other man rushed him trying to get him to the ground. Spectators just stood around them like they were watching a schoolyard brawl. Derek fell back but stayed on his feet. The littler man was swinging wildly not hitting anything but air. Derek held him off at arm’s length evading swings. “Let go of me you sonofabitch.”

“Hell no. What the fuck is your problem?” Derek just barely evaded another wild swing. Whatever his problem was it was a big deal to the shorter man. There was no way Lissa could be attracted to this man. He wouldn’t believe it in a million years.

“Rex, stop it! You crazy jerk, stop it!” There, he had his answer. Now he could deck the crazed lunatic and be done with it. He let go of the smaller man taking a wild swing to the gut. He flinched in pain, but quickly shook it off and punched the man in the head so hard he swore he’d broken his hand. The man went down with a thud to the pavement and Derek went to Lissa, who had climbed out of the car. He held her gently not wanting to hurt her, but he wanted to take hold and not let go.

“I thought I lost you. What the hell were you thinking going through the light like that? The urge to kiss her was overwhelming.

The ambulance and the police showed up and Derek let go of Lissa long enough to check on the other driver, who was fine, just a little shaken up.

The medic attended to Lissa who had taken a knock to the head when the door caved in. Although, she had a nice sized goose egg on her head she refused medical care, but Derek insisted she go to the hospital and get it checked out.

“I can’t go. I can’t afford it.” She pushed away from the medic.

“You were unconscious. You might have a concussion.” He placed his hands on his hips and flinched when his fist screamed in pain.

She looked down to his hand. “You need to get that looked at. It’s swelling.” She gently grabbed the hand in question and kissed the knuckles.

That small act of tenderness just reaffirmed his love for her. Jack joined them at the back of the ambulance.

“Daddy, did you see what happened? Miss Lissa saved me. She covered me up when the other car hit us. It was neat.”

That explained why she was lying across Jack. She had thrown herself over him to protect him. He wasn’t a man for tears, but he felt the sting of wetness forming in his eyes. He had a lump in his throat he had to swallow. She had almost been killed by saving his son. All he wanted to do was hold her, and get her to agree to marry him. He was sure of this, more so than anything else. Jack loved her and so did he. He just didn’t know if she would say yes or not. He still had to find a few things out about her. Like who the unconscious creep was and why he tried to claim her. And more importantly, why she was so afraid of love.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #13

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Lissa and young Jack have just been in a car accident and Jack is telling his dad, Derek all about it.


“Daddy, did you see what happened? Miss Lissa saved me. She covered me up when the other car hit us. It was neat.”
That explained why she was lying across Jack. She had thrown herself over him to protect him.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #9

Welcome to another Flash Fiction Friday. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but today it's worth 100, no more, no less. Join me and the other FFF gang by clicking the link below to check out their interpretations of the same photo. Flasher Fiction Friday. Now here are my 100.


“Come back to bed. I’m not through with you yet.” Daniel propped himself on his elbows and hugged the pillow, waiting for Melissa to return from the bathroom.

“I’m coming.”

“Not yet, but I plan to rectify that.”  He turned to his side and stroked his erection, readying himself for her.

“I plan to take care of you first, babe.” Melissa knelt down, moved his hand and took him into her mouth.

“Mmm, baby that’s it suck me.” His hips bucked trying to get closer.

She licked his length, swirled her tongue around the bulbous head and swallowed him whole.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Joke of the Day

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Joke of the Day


A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns. "Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?" The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And... I know why you and daddy got divorce."

"Oh really?", the mother asks, "Why is that?" To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex."

Monday, October 3, 2011

Joke of the Day


There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags... those are your tits!" All she had to say was, "Now that would explain why I have this goatee."

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #12

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This snippet is from Jack's Christmas Wish. Lissa has just been in an accident caused by her ex-boyfriend who has been stalking her. Derek is trying to get to Lissa and his son who is also in the car. Rex the ex is also trying to get to her.

“I said get the fuck away from my woman.” The jerk yelled again. Derek was ready to deck the sonofabitch. The sounds of distant sirens were getting louder by the second, bringing back even more memories. He’d already lost one woman he loved, he wasn’t prepared to lose another one. And yes, he realized he did love her in that very moment