Friday, September 30, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #8

Welcome to another Flash Fiction Friday, where we take a single picture and write 100 words, no more and no less to create a story.  Joining me this week are some super talented writers. To check out their enterpretation of this weeks picture click this link. Flassher Fiction Friday As always, thanks for stopping by. Here are my 100.

                    It was supposed to be simple. Nicole was supposed to go undercover as his girlfriend. Jason wasn’t supposed to find out.

“What are you going to do to me?”

‘I’m going to get the answers I’m looking for, one way or another.”

“I told you, I don’t know anything.

“You knew enough to fuck me for the code to the safe. Now it’s my turn to fuck you.”

“Please, I’ll do whatever you say.”

“I know. Now pull my underwear down and suck me.”

“You’re not going to kill me?” She pulled his underwear down.

“No. Now suck me Nicole.”

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Joke of the Day

Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and go back to her place.

Later, the young man pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" "No, don't be silly," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered fellow. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Joke of the Day

A 50ish woman is home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed & squealing with delight. Husband watches & asks "Do u have any idea how ridiculous u look? What's the matter with u?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says, "I don't care what u think. I just had a mammogram, & the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year-old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied!!!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #11

Welcome to another SSS. This snippet is From Jack's Christmas Wish. Derek has just made love to Lissa who is now sleeping. Derek is in the kitchen thinking about the course of the day and decides to move forward.

It angered him she hadn’t come to him about Rex. The bastard had a damn gun and intended to use it on her. There was no doubt in his mind he would have raped her. She said he had been leaving her messages detailing what he wanted to do to her sexually. Those alone made him want to kill the sonofabitch. He couldn’t let her go now; she needed his protection, his love, his last name.

Thanks for stopping by yet another week. For more excellent snippets please click the link to the other SSS writers. Six Sentence Sunday

Friday, September 23, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #7

Welcome to another Flash Fiction Friday. Thank you for joining us each week and lending your comments to us. We enjoy hearing from you! Joining me this week are some super talented writers. To check out their interpretations of this same photo click this link. Flasher Fiction Friday

Here are my 100 words.

“Don’t be mad dickhead. You signed up for this,” Alex said, as he took the picture.

“I never agreed to wear pink underwear even to join this stupid fraternity.” Jack pulled on his ropes trying to get to Alex. Once he got his hands on him he would choke the life from him. Or at least kick his ass. He knew these pictures would make their way around campus and he’d be humiliated.

Just then two cute blondes walked into the room, lay down with him and teased him into a hard-on.


Okay so maybe he wouldn’t kill him.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

Just Released from

Lissa didn’t know when she fell asleep or how she could’ve with the plug in her ass. Never the less, she woke up in the arms of her Christmas fantasy.

The way he commanded her body was amazing. He took complete control and made her feel like a precious gem. He was polishing her up to shine and no man after this, she feared would ever measure up. Somehow he knew everything she’d ever fantasized about. Almost like he was reading her mind. Although, she couldn’t help the eye thing, she was happy with the punishment.

“You’re awake.” He rubbed her arm, then snaked his under hers and cupped her breast in his hand bent his head down and kissed her shoulder.

“Mmm. Yes. I’m awake.” She rolled into him giving him better access.

He took her nipple into his mouth, rolling his tongue around it. Then he released it, rolling it between his fingers. Damn, the man was good. Unlike her previous lover, who treated her body like a remote control pushing random buttons trying to get it right. She often sang the children’s song in her head. The nipple bone is connected to the clit bone. The clit bone is connected to the orgasm. The man had serious problems with patience. Whereas she knew Derek would take all the time in the world with her.

 She wanted him to hold her and make love to her every night. She pulled away from him. She didn’t want him to see it in her eyes. She knew he would too. The man didn’t miss a thing.

She felt him stiffen behind her. “Why did you pull away?” His voice was filled with power.

Yep, the man didn’t miss a thing. She didn’t have an answer for him. What would she say? I don’t want to be your Christmas fantasy. I want to be your world.

She felt a lump forming in her throat and hot tears in her eyes. She refused to let them fall, but she couldn’t bear to look at him or they would. She had to remain detached.

“I asked you a question, kitten.” He pulled on her shoulder to get her to face him.

“Please fuck me, Sir.” It was the only thing she could think of. She couldn’t answer his question. She had a feeling if she lied he would know instantly. At least if he fucked her it would be from behind.

He huffed out a breath, but reached down and pulled the plug out and added more lube. That sensation felt so good. She imagined him filling her ass over and over again was going to rock her world.

“Are you ready?” He lifted her leg over his and waited for her to answer.

“Yes Sir.” She felt the blunt head of his cock at her puckered entrance. She blew out a nervous breath and relaxed her muscles.

“Dammit, you’re tight, babe.” He grunted as he pushed in one excruciating inch at a time.

“Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Please?” she screeched. It felt so good and bad at the same time. He was much larger than the plug. It was so much pressure she didn’t know what she wanted. Did she want him to move or be still? She didn’t know. She needed his help.

“Let yourself adjust and I’ll move.” He gritted out through clenched teeth.

“Yes Sir. Yes Sir. Ohmigod.” She swallowed hard and blew out a ragged breath. Okay she needed him to move now. She knew this for certain. He must have known too, because he did.

“Mmm. Yes. This feels so good.” She finally felt the pleasure of this act. It was unlike anything she’d ever felt before. Like her insides might melt from the heat of it. She felt like she might explode from the pleasure. She would have an orgasm of epic proportions. She found her new favorite sexual act.

“Harder please, Sir.” She arched her back giving him better access, making him go in deeper. She felt a strong arm wrap around her. His hand went straight for her pussy. He filled her with two long fingers. She could feel the pressure between the two holes through the thin wall of tissue. She was going to come, but she didn’t want this to end.  But when he rubbed her clit with his thumb it was all over. Her orgasm sideswiped her, crashing over her violently like a rogue wave. She could swear she left her body for a moment.

“Derek. Derek. Oh God. Derek!”  Her body shook and twitched fiercely.

 “Oh shit, Lissa I’m coming!” He pumped three more times and came spurting his hot seed inside her, claiming her.


He had just marked her as his. He hadn’t used a condom. He wanted to claim her. He wanted to have her in his bed making love for real.

He pulled out slowly missing her heat already. He could live in her heat forever. Get intoxicated from her body. And dare he think it…he could love her.

Joke of the Day

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it." He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Joke of the Day

Lettuce and Tomato
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

Lissa’s body was on fire. She felt it from her head to her toes. She was on the verge but needed a little something extra to push her over into abyss.

‘Please Sir, I need more.” She grasped his shoulders, her nails biting into his flesh and held on tight.

“More of what Lissa? Tell me what you need.” His pace was steady and precise. She needed wild and frenzied.

“I need more of you. Fuck me harder.” She dug her heels into his ass bringing him closer and meeting him thrust for thrust. Her breathing was ragged and frantic. Her eyes were closed until she remembered her punishment for not looking at him. She really enjoyed the hell out being fucked in the ass, but she didn’t think she could stand it in again in one night so she opened her eyes and gazed into his.

“Good girl, Lissa. That’s right. Keep your eyes on me at all times.” He picked up the pace, hammering into her.

She moaned, tempted to close her eyes and enjoy the sensation. Damn, the man was talented. He had stamina for days and made love to her like she was a goddess. She loved the way he stretched and filled her, gliding in and out with such glorious friction. Never in all her twenty-eight years, has she had such a skilled lover.

He rolled pulling her along, placing her on top. Oh how she’d waited for this all night.

“Ride me baby.” He gripped her hips, pushing and pulling her up and down on his cock.

“I’ll come like this.” She whimpered, as he filled her to the hilt.

“I want you to come. Look into my eyes and come for me love.” She gazed down and knew at that moment she wanted him forever. She wanted this every night, she wanted him for life.

He cupped her breasts and pushed them together sat up and flicked his tongue over both nipples. Her whimpering moans escaped her lips before they even registered to her scattered brain. He was too intense. She bucked wildly against him. “Ohmigod, I’m gonna come Derek.” The temptation to let her eyes roll back in her head was overwhelming. Her orgasm struck her like a lightning bolt, hard and fast. She felt the tingles from her toes to her nose. She had no idea how, but she gazed in his eyes the entire time.

The spasms in her groin were hitting her like waves lapping along the shore, but he wasn’t done. He flipped them back over, her on the bottom again.

“Derek, I can’t take much more.” He raised both of her legs and draped them over his shoulders. God she was so sensitive. Too sensitive and she couldn’t go much longer she hoped he wasn’t planning a marathon.

“It’s my turn now, love.” With both of her legs on his shoulders he could pound inside her hard, fast and deep.  He could still feel her delicate flesh rippling around him. He knew touching her clit would give her another orgasm. He licked his thumb and rubbed in tight quick circles and loved the answering scream of his name as she came again.

“You’re gripping my cock so hard baby.” His thrusts became frenetic and uncontrolled. The musky scent of sex filled his nostrils. He breathed in taking in their aroma, feeling its effects all the way to his groin. He couldn’t let her go, not now, He was so tempted to pull out strip the condom off and claim her with his seed. He’d already done just that with her ass. She was his now. He wouldn’t let her go. Lissa Monroe was a woman off the market. She just didn’t know it yet.

Her eyes were glazed over and her body loose and relaxed. She had given him everything he could have hoped for and more. He needed her to know how much she meant to him.

“Oh Derek, I need…,” her voice died on a sigh.

“He leaned forward bringing her legs with him, for even better access and was surprised when she snaked a hand between them, fitted her hand to his shaft, stroking him as he entered and exited.

“Oh shit! Lissa, I’m gonna come.” He heard her say ‘about damn time’ and smiled. He’d worn his little kitten out. He pumped a few more times and felt the tell tale tingle. His balls drew up and he came with enough force to blow a hole in a wall. He jerked as his seed spurt inside the condom. He cursed the damn thing under his breath. He wanted her all of her forever. He knew this to his very soul. He just needed Lissa and Jack to be good with it.

“Can you put my legs down now? I’m kind of getting a cramp.” She sighed as he lowered her legs.

“Sorry love, I got caught up.” He pulled out slowly, already missing her heat. He’d have to talk to her about birth control. If she was on it, he wouldn’t put another fucking condom on again. He hopped off the bed to dispose of the rubber and grab a washcloth. He came back and gently cleaned her tender folds slowly, swiping away their passion. He also noticed she didn’t shy away from him using the word love. Maybe she hadn’t noticed.  His emotions were overbearing though. Making him dream of a life that could be. It would be a life with Lissa as his wife, the mother of his son and possibly the mother of another child.  He pictured her heavy and round with his child sending chills over his body. Everything was perfect in his dream, but would it be that way in reality?

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #10

This is a sex scene between Derek and Lissa from my wip Jack's Christmas Wish. Enjoy!

“I need more of you. Fuck me harder.” She dug her heels into his ass bringing him closer and meeting
him thrust for thrust. Her breathing was ragged and frantic. Her eyes were closed until she
remembered her punishment for not looking him in the eyes. She enjoyed the hell out being fucked in
the ass, but she didn’t think she could stand it in again in one night so she opened her eyes and gazed
into his.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Joke of the Day

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Joke of the Day

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except.... and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.
The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yeah, right.. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

Friday, September 16, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #6

Welcome to yet another Flash Fiction Friday where we take one photo as a group and make a story using 100 words no more no less. Joining me are som very talented writers and you can check out their version of Flash Fiction Friday by clicking this link. Enjoy!
“Take anything you want, just don’t hurt us? What the hell were you thinking?” She squeezes his fingers tight in her hand.
“I was thinking, I wanted to get out of the carjacking alive. I’m sorry if I did something wrong as usual.”
“I’m sorry. I’m just freaked out and pissed off they took my Manolo Blahniks.”
“Yeah, well they took my Ferrari and you have a hundred pairs of shoes at home.”
“Shit! Someone’s coming. Get in that ditch over there and act like you’re making love to me.
“Not a problem. I act like that all the time.”

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Joke of the Day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Joke of the Day

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #9

This week I thought I would do something a bit different. Instead of my works in progress, I thought it would be a good idea to pay tribute to the hero's of 911. Here are my six.

They were from all walks of life when they went downtown.

Little did they know those two buildings were coming down.

It was the place to be if you were looking for a hero.

The place we all know as ground zero.

It's been ten years now and sirens still fill the day.

In honor of the men and women that died for the U.S.A.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Joke of the Day

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Friday, September 9, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #5

Welcome to Flash Fiction Friday! How this works. The group picks one picture and everyone writes 100 words exactly to make a story about the image. Joining me this week are some super talented writers whose links are below. Please join us and visit each writers link to read their interpretations of this image. Check us out on our blog Flasher Fiction Friday! Now here are my 100. Enjoy!

The front door slammed shut, then, “hi babe, I’m home.”

 “Oh shit that’s my wife.” Derek’s hard-on shrank to nothing in a split second.

“I can’t believe this. I just can’t fucking believe it, you asshole.” Jessica whispered harshly. Not only had Jeff lied about being single, but now his wife was making her way through the house where she will certainly bust the two of them. She pushed him off of her, grabbed her dress and purse and headed for the window.

“Go, go, go, go, go,” She heard from behind. Holy crap, she wanted to hurt the bastard.
Benjamin Russell

Muffy Wilson

Lani Rhea

Lisa Worroll

Katie Harper

Chris Quinton

Chris Power

Patricia Logan

Sara York


Gemma Parks

Jp Archer

Rhea Archer

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Joke of the Day

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly guy. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100 For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?"
The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside.
"I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible"
"Of course it was. Just wait ‘til you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?"
"$500? C'mon, that's ridiculous."
"You see that building across the street?"
The guy looks out front at a 12 story building.
"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly blacks out twice from the pleasure he receives.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I'm hooked, you're the best Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon, You can't mean that."
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own Manhattan

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Joke of the Day

The Old Lady and the Vibrator

An old lady walked into a sex shop.
The young clerk couldn’t help but notice her. First, because she reminded him of his dear old grandmother and second, because she was twitching violently and trembling, even more than his grandmother did.
“Young m-m-m-man?” she stammered to the clerk, “Do you sell v-v-vibrators here?”
“Yes ma’am, we do,” he replied, a little embarrassed.
“B-b-b-big fl-fl-fluorescent orange ones?” asked the old lady.
“Yes ma’am, we have some like that.”
“The t-t-type about sixteen inches l-l-long?”
“Yes ma’am, we’ve got about any size you want.”
“The k-k-kind that takes eight D-D-D cell batteries?”
“Yes ma’am, we carry some like that.”
“Well, c-c-could you t-t-tell me how in the h-h-hell to turn it off?”

Monday, September 5, 2011

Joke of the Day

Dirty Joke about Little Billy
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #8

This is a snippet from a new wip. Jack's Christmas Wish. Lissa and Derek are making love and she is comparing him to her last lover.

Damn, Derek was good. Unlike her previous lover, who treated her body like a remote control, pushing random buttons trying to get it right.

She often sang her own version of a children’s song in her head. The nipple bone is connected to the clit bone. The clit bone is connected to the orgasm. The man had serious problems with patience.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Excerpt from Jack's Christmas Wish

This excerpt is Derek and Lissa in a love scene. I hope you enjoy it!

Lissa crawled on the bed on all fours. “Like this, Sir?”

“You know Lissa; you might be a natural submissive. Hearing you say Sir, makes my dick hard as a damn rock. Look and see what you do to me.”

She turned her head. He unzipped his pants, letting his erection bob free. He heard her sharp gasp as he stroked his shaft. She didn’t take her eyes off of his erection. She watched as he unbuttoned and dropped his jeans. Her eyes were still trained on him as he did the same with his t-shirt. He wanted no barriers between them.

“Have you ever done this before? Have you given a man the trust needed to fulfill your needs?” He picked up a paddle and walked toward her. You have earned five swats. She gasped again, but he could see she was aroused. She didn’t show any signs of fear. You will have a safe word, but I warn you if you use it, all of this will stop. Your word is red. Say your word.”

“Red,” she whispered.

“Say your word, louder this time.” He smacked her on her bottom with the paddle, getting a yelp from her.

“Red,” She yelled.

“That’s better. If you’re out of your comfort zone, you may use yellow and I will consider toning it down. Do you understand?”

She said nothing, earning another smack. She moaned.

“Don’t deliberately try to get a spanking, by not answering me, or this will stop. Do you understand?”

“Yes Sir.” She dropped her back, sticking her ass in the air.

He palmed her cheeks in his hands spreading them, rubbing them, then, smack!

She pressed back against his hands, moaning her delight. He loved watching her ass pink up, especially by his own hand. 

“Smack! Smack!”

Her bottom was a nice shade of rose. He had placed each smack with precision, preventing whelps. This was to teach her to follow instructions.

“This may hurt a bit.” He grabbed a bottle of lotion from a bedside table and smoothed some on her bottom.

She hissed through her teeth as he rubbed it in.

 “This should help with the stinging.” He couldn’t wait to sink into her wet heat all the way to the hilt. Everything about her was intoxicating. From the scent of her arousal to her pink kiss swollen lips. But, first he wanted her to kneel before him and take him into that delectably hot mouth of hers. There was nothing like seeing a woman on her knees pleasuring him.

“Get on your knees and suck me.” She blinked at him, but did what she was told. She crawled off the bed onto a fluffy carpet. He stood before her with his legs braced apart and his hands by his sides. She took his erection in hand giving it a tentative lick before taking his cock fully into her mouth. She raised her hand and fondled his balls with featherlike touches.

“Fuck, that’s good baby.”  He speared his hands through her silky hair pulling her hair just enough to make it sting. Her head bobbed faster, she was breathing heavily through her nose. She closed her eyes and sucked harder. No. That wouldn’t do. He wanted to see her eyes as he came. “Open your eyes and look at me. Always keep your eyes on me.” He waited and she looked up at him with heavy lidded eyes. They were so dilated they were almost black.

“Yes Sir,” she said around a mouthful of cock.

“Good girl.” He was so close to coming he could hardly stand it. “When I come, I don’t want you to waste a drop.”

“Yes Sir.” She licked the crown of his cock and swallowed him whole.

He watched as her cheeks puffed and hollowed with every stroke, giving him immense pleasure. He would be sure to reward her for this. She increased suction on him giving him the tell tale tingle up his spine. His balls drew up and he came with ferocity. She did as instructed. He felt her greedy throat swallowing around the head of his cock, making him jerk and twitch. He let go of her hair, and helped her to her feet.

“Get back on the bed on all fours.” Damn, he wanted to taste her. Letting her sweet juices explode on his tongue.

He flipped over on his back, situating himself between her legs. “I want you to lower yourself to me. I need to taste you.”She lowered her pussy to his face, allowing him full access to her delicate folds.

Flash Fiction Friday #4

“Tonight my pet, you will pleasure me. Now lick my leg while Peter takes pictures. I want you to have something to remind you, who you belong to.”

“Yes, Mistress Ann.” David licked a path of wet heat from her ankle to her groin, so tempted to lick her pussy through those black panties. He knew if he did she would punish him with no sex. But the smell of her arousal was almost unbearable, he wanted to taste her.

“Mmm, that’s very good, pet.” I will reward you with a taste. Peter, drop the camera and remove my panties.”

Joining me this week are some very talented writers who have written their own interpretation of this picture, so simply click on their names to experience he fun of Flash Fiction Friday.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Joke of the Day

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"