Friday, December 16, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #18


Welcome to yet another Flash Fiction Friday. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but today it’s worth 100 no more, no less. Thanks for stopping by and please follow the link to get to the other FFF posts. Flasher Fiction Friday. Now here are my 100.


“Maybe I should get some glitter. What do you think Charles?”
“I think you look nothing like Edward from Twilight. And you’re insane to want to sparkle in the sun.”
“I do to look like him. I think I look exactly like him and if I go to the Christmas party sparkling, every guy in the room will want me. I’m so fuckable.” He tweaked his nipple and hissed through his teeth.
Charles waved his hand at Randy. “Girlfriend, you are batshit crazy.”
Randy flipped him off. “Go get me some glitter, bitch.”
“Go get it yourself, Sir. Sucksalot.”
Posted by Bonni S. at 6:00 AM

19 comments:

  1. Yvonne NicolasDecember 16, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    LMAO! That funny as shit! Loved the exchange between the two characters. Well done!

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  2. Naomi ShawDecember 16, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Oh I love this. The flippant banter is delightful, and the sexual undertones exciting. Good one Bonni!

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  3. Cassandre DayneDecember 16, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    That just made me chuckle - love it

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  4. ERPDecember 16, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    thanks for the laughs today Bonni :) Loved it!

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  5. JadeDecember 16, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Oh that's a great post!! will he be naked at that party? That could be fun!!

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  6. Eden ConnorDecember 16, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    O, I can always count on you,Bonni,for the outrageous take on damn near anything. Fantastic FFF! *grin*

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  7. Lee BrazilDecember 16, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    rofl- very funny!

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  8. Luna Ella AldoraDecember 16, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Hilarious and priceless dialogue, Bonni! ;)

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  9. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    LMAO!! That was funny! Great FFF. I loved it!

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  10. Benjamin T. RussellDecember 16, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    I totally agree with Yvonne, the exchange between the two characters was delicious. I can just picture them trying to spread the glitter on his nipples. Very well done Ms. Bonni.

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  11. gemma parkesDecember 16, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Get the man some glitter! Lol great post!

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  12. UnknownDecember 16, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Wow, that was funny and good. I don't think he should use the glitter either.

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  13. UnknownDecember 16, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Very funny Bonni. Classic

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  14. Sancre Darling aka S.E. DarlingDecember 16, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    I loved this... so funny... and girl...sometimes a woman just knows himself..and when he needs glitter!...hehehehe!

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  15. HavanDecember 16, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    LMAO - loved the dialogue! :D

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  16. Rolling Muse in The RosesDecember 17, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    This one cracked me up. Loved the banter between the too. :)

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  17. Sherry PalmerDecember 17, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    hmmmmmm I like it alot. I like Edward too, so this was a bonus for me. Hot work.

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  18. Author Cyril J. MichaelDecember 18, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Too funny! Miss Bonnie Great job, thanks for the chuckle!

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  19. VenusBookluvrDecember 19, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    Loved it!
    LOVED IT!
    Love your quirky sense of humor :-)

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