Friday, December 16, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday #18


Welcome to yet another Flash Fiction Friday. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but today it’s worth 100 no more, no less. Thanks for stopping by and please follow the link to get to the other FFF posts. Flasher Fiction Friday. Now here are my 100.


“Maybe I should get some glitter. What do you think Charles?”
“I think you look nothing like Edward from Twilight. And you’re insane to want to sparkle in the sun.”
“I do to look like him. I think I look exactly like him and if I go to the Christmas party sparkling, every guy in the room will want me. I’m so fuckable.” He tweaked his nipple and hissed through his teeth.
Charles waved his hand at Randy. “Girlfriend, you are batshit crazy.”
Randy flipped him off. “Go get me some glitter, bitch.”
“Go get it yourself, Sir. Sucksalot.”

19 comments:

  1. LMAO! That funny as shit! Loved the exchange between the two characters. Well done!

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  2. Oh I love this. The flippant banter is delightful, and the sexual undertones exciting. Good one Bonni!

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  3. thanks for the laughs today Bonni :) Loved it!

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  4. Oh that's a great post!! will he be naked at that party? That could be fun!!

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  5. O, I can always count on you,Bonni,for the outrageous take on damn near anything. Fantastic FFF! *grin*

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  6. Hilarious and priceless dialogue, Bonni! ;)

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  7. I totally agree with Yvonne, the exchange between the two characters was delicious. I can just picture them trying to spread the glitter on his nipples. Very well done Ms. Bonni.

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  8. Get the man some glitter! Lol great post!

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  9. Wow, that was funny and good. I don't think he should use the glitter either.

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  10. I loved this... so funny... and girl...sometimes a woman just knows himself..and when he needs glitter!...hehehehe!

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  11. This one cracked me up. Loved the banter between the too. :)

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  12. hmmmmmm I like it alot. I like Edward too, so this was a bonus for me. Hot work.

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  13. Too funny! Miss Bonnie Great job, thanks for the chuckle!

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  14. Loved it!
    LOVED IT!
    Love your quirky sense of humor :-)

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