Melanie rolled her eyes. “Okay, well, when it goes to voicemail leave a message telling him you're on fire and you need him to put you out.
Laine almost closed the phone, unsure what to say. Why couldn’t he just answer the phone? Of course, she still had no idea what to say to him. Hi, I’m Laine, the woman you might have knocked up with a glow-in-the-dark condom.